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THE AUTHOR

Robert H. Langan is a PhD Dropout and a white box philosopher; he is almost a personal trainer and an aspiring uber driver; he upcycles furniture but doesn’t know how to swim; he was fired from one grocery store for plotting a coup, but incidentally he quit another out of contempt. He lives in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, in a self-imposed but mutually beneficial exile.